30th October 2006.

Ok. After the World shattering success of "Root Out Rolf" ( upto three people played! ) we now move on to the new internet sensation.


Detect Dan!


Same rules as Root Out Rolf.....find me and then leave your Detect Dan time, name and location of Dan in the comments section. Feel free to call anyone else a liar if you don't believe their claims.

And no extra points for naming some of the other people. I know that only one person would get it anyway. Mum might be able to recognise Richard Bond and Richard Nicholls but even she would struggle with the teacher. Well just for the record it was Mrs Foley at South Milford Primary School. Just before I went to the World reknown seat of intellectual learning that is the various institutions of Clowne. By the way, the girl in the middle at the front was the girl that I fancied from age 5ish to 10ish. She wasn't interested. But looking at her now, (well now in that I can see her picture and not that I am looking at her in her present state) she does seem to have devils eyes. I also heard that she became a real minger and messed up her whole life*. So let the fate of Sarah Walker be a lesson to all of you women. Turn me down at kiss chase at your own peril.


Bowel Check = Ice pop.


*these facts about anyone mentioned, especially Sarah Walker, are totally unsubstantiated. I have no genuine idea what happened but someone did tell me that she was a wreck. So that is based on gossip and for the purpose of this broadcast is totally fabricated. But I bet she wished that she didn't knock me back now. Even though I was only a child at the time. And if you have have played the internet phenomena, "Detect Dan", you will see that I am sporting a fantastic barnet. How could she refuse? Must be mental. That is conjecture also.